IIT students

There is a general feeling in the public that IIT students are found
>unassumingly lost in thought almost all the time. And girls fare no
>better in
>this respect. So let us see what a Non IITain may face when he
>marries a girl
>from this campus.
>
>
>SCENE: First night of the marriage.
>
>
>CHARACTERS: IIT Bride and Non IIT Groom.
>
>
>The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to kiss her. So let us
>see what
>would be her reaction...
>
>
>GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS:
>
>Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with respect to me or with
>respect to
>you. First define how you are going to kiss. You can kiss me by
>treating me in
>the same reference frame as you are or treating me in a different
>inertial frame
>by producing waves of motion through your lips. How do you prefer?
>
>The guy faints
>
>
>GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:
>
>Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you satisfy the following
>conditions :
>Necessary conditions: You should be close to me by a distance delta
>where delta
>is greater than zerO and the limit for delta tends to zero and you
>satisfy the
>closure property.
>Sufficient conditions: You should have lips. Where the number of lips
>is neither
>more than two nor less than two. You can also kiss by defining your
>hand to be
>me if and only if you satisfy the above conditions.
>
>The guy goes mad.
>
>
>GIRL FROM CS(Computer Science):
>
>You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume that you know the
>algorithm for that
>very well. But you have to complete the process within 56.22 seconds
>or else
>connection will be timed out. To optimize the timing lets do parallel
>processing. As we have to discuss about our future and other things,
>let us do
>the process of discussion foreground and why can't you put the
>process of
>Kissing background?
>
>The guy applies for divorce.
>
>
>GIRL from EE(Electronics Engineering):
>
>So you would like to kiss me. The process of kissing is an age old
>communication
>process. The information content of the signal transmitted from one
>pair of lips
>to the other is more if the probability of the event (of kissing) is
>less. Hence
>take care. If you want a successful communication between us, you
>should kiss me
>less often. If the information content is to be infinite, you should
>never kiss
>me at all!
>
>The guy is found hanging from fan next day.